There just hasn't been enough snow for our tastes this year. Since Queens can be very resourceful when the call arises, we decided that from now on, important things like the weather just cannot be taken for granted. We must have influence.
What better way to decide who gets snow and who catches Holy hail, than to charm our very own personal meteorologist?
That's where Frank Strait comes in, y'all see AccuWeather is the best in the business. How many times has that crazy Weather Channel predicted a winter wonderland, only to wake up and see weather only ducks could love? Way too many times. And really, how many times to you need to see a man stand out in a hurricane and get pelted with shingles and bricks?
Frank is from a place just slightly east of the Center Of The Universe (Rock Hill, SC), and we just knew that with a little bribery of some Beacon ice tea, Frank would send us some snow. And he DID! But, Frank, Hunny, we need more. At least a foot! The tea is waiting, baby, just send the snow.....
And here's a link to Frank's
very own page where you can here his sexy weather voice tell y'all about
sweet tea and the weather.
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